Chapped.

Yeah, so the water heater is leaking into my living room, my fuel filter is covered in garbage which leaves me sputtering and dying in the middle of the farkin’ highway (and whomever honked at me, while my car was dead, in the middle of a five lane, FUCK YOU), I work tomorrow, and no one will take my car to the shop to get a new filter. So there’s that bullshit. And here’s another little pearl.

Customer: I want this, this and this. And I’m going to pay with this giftcard.

Me: We don’t accept those gift cards here.

Customer: Why not?! *eyeroll eyeroll whine whine smirk*

Me: Our store doesn’t issue them, therefore we don’t accept them.

Okay look, it’s a gift card. You reload it with money. At the store they ARE received at, it still costs the same damned amount of money. If what you want is $4.01, it’s going to take $4.01 off your gift card. So just crack open your wallet and pay me with good ol’ fashioned cash.

mmmmMUH.

5 Responses to “Chapped.”

  1. John F. Says:

    You don’t accept giftcards issued by your own company?

  2. Aggro Femme Says:

    No, we don’t accept giftcards that are NOT issued by our own company, yet people still try to pay with them.

  3. Gregory Erickson Says:

    I would have bitten my lip …clean off. Heh.

    “People, you know, you got to keep them separated.”

  4. Aggro Femme Says:

    I come close to it everyday.

    Hope you’re well. You and John F. are my consistent posters. I appreciate it. =) And your prayers.

  5. joe Says:

    i’ve got a better one…”you look stupid, but maybe you can help me anyway”…i think that is my favorite

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